6901 N. I-35
Austin, TX 78752
Hours: Everyday 11am-Midnight
*talent - decent
Only one chubster, the rest had nice abs, but there really weren't any gals to write home about. my server was cross-eyed (which is better than having Stuart Scott tittays, i guess, considering her career choice).
*outfits - meh
97% of the whores were wearing bikini tops that didn't fit right, in a bad way. You do leave there wondering what they are wearing under those skirts. note to all managers/owners of a teatery - make shoes part of the uniform, don't let these dumb cunts that can only get into community college make their own decisions.
*food - ridiculously overpriced
$14 for 6 shrimp wrapped with bacon, with rice and corn. $9 for a steak sandwich that any guy could eat in 3 bites and you don't even get fries without paying another dollar - it comes with chips.
*bonus points - for not trying too hard to be clever with their name or slogan. What you see is what you get.